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| 19 put downs and rejections xxx funny or not xxx? 1 Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic." 2 Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" 3 Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants." Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there." 4 The most memorable rebuttal to a turn-down (used by the guy who used to live across the hall from me in residence) when he asked a girl to dance and she refused: Man: "Want to Dance?" Woman: "No, thank you." Man: "Don't thank me, thank God because somebody asked you." 5 Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too." 6 Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Woman: "Female impersonator." 7 Man: "You know, I'd really love to travel to exotic places with you." Woman: (tries to ignore him) Man: "You know what? I also love sex. What do you say to that?" Woman: "Hmmm...you really love sex and travel?" Man: (nods his head smiling) Woman: "Then go take a ******' hike!!!" 8 I like the line I once heard in a movie. This guy was trying to pick up this girl, and she said to him, "Can you pound a railroad spike through a 2x4 with your hard-on?" To which he merely shudders a negative. She says, "Well, a girl's gotta have her standards." 9 Man: "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?) Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear 10 Q: What sign were you born under? A: No Parking. 11 A guy comes up to a girl and tells her some pick-up line. She grabs his crotch, looks down at it, looks back at him, and says, "Sorry, I don't see any potential here" and nonchalantly walks off. 12 And here's one including the correct snappy return Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized, **** off!" 13 After hearing a pick-up line: Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure." 14 A girlfriend of mine once had a graying man in his 60's approach her in a club while she was in college with the line, "Where have you been all my life?" She took one glance at him and said, "For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet." 15 A friend of mine came up with a very quick response over vacation. We were walking down the street and I glanced at a girl who had just walked by. She turned around and said to me, "What are you looking at?" My friend, walking next to me came to the rescue, "He thought you were good looking, but he was mistaken." 16 While at college, a few friends were discussing how their "passes" had been rejected by the intended female recipient. One of the ladies explained how she handled it once... When the guy, obviously getting irritated, blurted out something like, "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason!" She responded, "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!" He immediately blanched, and decided that maybe he would look someplace else. 17 The attractive young woman was sitting at the bar, alone, when the lounge lizard made his move. "I'm here," he breathed huskily, "to fulfill your every sexual fantasy." The woman turned and looked at him. Her lips parted and she moistened them with the tip of her tongue. She leaned toward him with her hands on her thighs, and her eyes opened to the size of dinner plates. She paused just a second and then delivered the crusher line, "You've got a large donkey or Doberman?" 18 "Sorry, I don't date outside my species." 19 Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time." Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash." |
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| Is Seth Meisterman.....Bam's Friend & In Viva La Bam & All That!? Okay! So I was just wondering If Seth (Sweetheart) was married, engaged, or had a girlfriend?? Cause in the movie Where The **** Is Santa!? He's with this chick, and he has a ring on his ring finger... *I think* I just needed to know for a story im doing, that's all. If anyone can help, that would be great! :D Please & Thank You's Emma xxx |
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| Playing Hard to Get? Need Help with this Girl i really like, long Story but i need Opinions? Alright, So My Name is Fabian, im 15 Years old and i need some Advice here. My close friend Ahmad was going out with this Girl named Tasha. They were going out for about 2 Weeks when they Broke up. It was never really working out or anything. I asked him if he minded if i went for Her. So 2 days later i started Flirting with her which she quite enjoyed, in the night we both met up at about 2AM. We were just talking about family about family and things... then i offered her to put her head on my lap, so she went for it and i started stroking her head and playing with her ear rings. At about 3:30 AM my Father gave me a call asking when i would be coming Home, and since i was very tired i just told him id be coming now. So we got up and i was ready to say bye. We hugged each other and then just naturally started kissing. The next day i was out with friends, i had not told anyone about this relationship. Later on i asked her if she wanted to meet up with me, she said she was not allowed, she would have to lie to her parents because it was late. I offered her to stay at my place, she happily accepted that. We watched a Movie, and Some TV. We kissed for about 30 minutes and it always becoming more intense. But since it was only the second day i didn't want to go to far so i kept it with the kissing and hand action. Over the night we slept very close together and we stroked each other like all night long. The next day she left a about 10 AM because her Dad had to go to Work. From the Moment she left i felt something was Wrong. Over the day i sent her 3 sweet messages getting no reply. I started to worry because i really liked her and i think i could even call it young love. Usually i do not feel much for Girls but this time it was different, so it's new territory for me. Anyways later on she sends me a message saying: "Hey, listen. I do really like you but i just don't wanna get involved with anyone right now. Your such a good Guy, but i don't know why i still have feeling for Ahmad ( her ex, my good friend ). I don't want to heart you or anything but it's better if we just stay friends. xxx" Okay, What the ****? i didn't know what to say except like, WHY? I still talk to her, but it's weird not being able to kiss the one you love. Anyways, i was crying and sulking all night long and the week after. I'm kind of over it now, but now that school has begun again i am becoming unsure of what to do? In the time that i was hurt I had told a couple of guys. She didn't mind at all. But now in School people are asking me why I am not going out with her? Because all i talk about is her! Her Body Language tell me she still does like me and also her friends tell me the way she talks about me sounds like she likes me. I talked about this with my close girl friends, most of them thought that she was playing "Hard to Get" but i could not imagine her doing that, she is not the type. She is honest and has a good Heart. I still talk to her Allot, but not to make it obvious. We still SMS each other and im pretty sure she still likes me. I just don't want this to end up with her making the wrong decision about this whole thing. Because there is many other girls out there. What should i do? What should i Ask Her? |
| first of all you are 15yrs only so your question and activities you do are illegale and i hereby report you to be banned to participate coming to other comments you are immature no concept and ideas of love Yours is puppy love adolecent love and cannot be encouraged Your study is affected and you have no ethics for your parents and friend your parents have no control over your activities so they are also punishable be careful forget about the girl or you may be beaten up or punished |
| WITTY COMEBACKS FOR BEING CALLED SCARY MOVIE!PLEASE HELP THEY WONT STOP!!? Okay if your answering GREAT! I need some help here i am absolutely DREADING going back to school after the Summer.There is this big group of boys who call me names.[please don't say its because they like me...they don't] they find me as an easy target because im quiet and not very sociable i pretty much ignore them but they shout SCARY MOVIE! at me! I don't know why exactly they call me scary movie but it used to be druggie last year until a friend convinced me to tell a teacher p.s. i have never touched drugs i don't even smoke! but that's not important anymore... I don't want to go to the teachers either as it always just gets worse.I have asked them why they call me names and sometimes they wait until i walk past and pretend to gasp and look scared and they wet themselves laughing ive told them to **** off and ive tried ignoring them but i really just want some good comebacks!im not asking for pity and im not a goth or an emo or anything and we all wear uniform so its not my clothes and i only wear foundation so it ain't my make up either. Im not asking for pity...i know there just idiots but id LOVE IT! if i could have some witty remarks some comebacks that would have people laughing at them for a change! so please help me come up with some comebacks to being called scary! im sick of ignoring them what are some grade A comebacks? xxx id appriciate it!! |
| You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn. the hobo outside wants his face back Shut it? |